beadslut (beadslut) wrote,
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Badfic

I read a lot of fic, and while some of it is like light in the dark good, some of it is very bad. I was sharing my incredulity with jenna_thorn and it went like this:

> In that one, they form a fighting compliment. Not a complement. You'd think they flatter the enemy to death.

That’s a bardic skill, you know, in D&D. You grab your lute and play long involved songs with wildly flattering lines and an engrossing plot while the assassin slips in and plants a Morganti dagger in the dragon’s back. 8-) But if you roll a critical fail, everybody dies and your eulogy is posted on the Rotten Tomatoes website.
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